Some pictures you just can't help coming up with your own dialog or take on.
Koki: "Which one of you is my daddy?"
"Commissioner Gordon, for the umpteenth time this is not the Batphone and I'm NOT Batman."
Note: This is from the end of 905 WILD "What do you mean my suit isn't animal friendly?"
"Pretty please, Kel. Let me take you shopping for some decent clothes."
"First, I have to get the booger before I can flick it off my finger."
Sniff, sniff, HOORAY! Dr. Brackett uses Gain laundry detergent.
"Well...I...ah...I accidentally put my racy red Speedo in with my whites. Not only did it turn my shirt pink, but also my T-shirts and tightie whities."
"Guys, you know we look like minions, right?" "Minions! "I knew that McConnike was up to something!" (see photo below and note the resemblance)
"I see you came up with a new spin on the 'Pull My Finger' game."
I feel a rant coming on
"Don't play innocent with me, Stoker. I saw you throw that spit ball."
"I'd like to teach the world to sing. In perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world a Coke. And keep it company. That's the real thing." (Lyrics property of Coca Cola company, McCann-Erickson Advertising, songwriters Bill Backer, Billy Davis and Roger Cook)
"Seriously, I'll beat the living daylights out of him if he messes up my squad"
"I'd like all you interns to gather around. Once you put the nickel in this slot and turn this crank, look through the viewfinder to watch these porno movies I've found hidden in Dr. Brackett's office."
Where's the nearest cliff so I can toss his soon-to-be dead body over it?
"Sorry Johnny, 8 out of 10 nurses polled agree that Roy's got a sexier butt." "Now just a minute! There's only 8 nurses here."
"Dixie, how many times do I have to tell you; I hate it when you wear my shirts."
"Kel it's no wonder you have a headache. Imagine how the staff at Rampart feels when they have to look at that you. I know vertical strips are suppose to make you look thinner, but aren't you really over doing it. You want to know why I keep turning your offers of marriage down? I'd be marrying you and your tacky wardrobe."
"Joe, try not to move around while I pick your brain."
"I don't know what to tell ya' Joe. Looks like someone blew out your pilot light."
"Hi Dorothy, remember me, Johnny Gage? Yeah, I'm the one you dumped for the munchkin. Well guess what? I've got your little dog Toto..."
"Not too fast, Mike. Remember that pool they've got going at Rampart? The 'Gage gets eaten by a whale' pool? Yeah, well I've got today so ..."
"Hank, about that shirt; the cafeteria called and they want their tablecloth back."
"Oh for Pete's sake, are you going to follow me around my entire career?"
"Geesh Roy, would you stop playing pocket pool for one second while I'm talking?"
Roy, the evidence is all over your face; you've been brown-nosing again.
"Roy, I got a complaint that the groundhog that you're wearing on top of your head, the one you're pretending is your hair, bit some kid on your last run..."
"The Screenwriter, the Actual Firefighter and the Jack Webb Stand-in"
"I wish my brother George was here"
"Oh for Pete's sake, Kel! Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr, purr, purr."
"Uh-OH! Cap warned us not to drink too many liquids before bedtime."