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Some pictures you just can't help coming up with your own dialog or take on.

"Yeah Bill, the manicure was great, and they do hold your hands like you said.  But I didn't get the pretty  young girl...I think I got her grandfather!"
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"I' m not kidding...Let go my Eggo!
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"Excuse me, is this the residence of Charlie Brown?  We've found your Christmas tree."

"So, who's your decorator?  Smith and Wesson?"
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"If you guys stick with me and do this my way, Joe, I can get you a date with that blond in the back!"
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"See Joe, it says 2 cups cayenne pepper."  
"Bill, that says 2 CAPS cayenne pepper."
"Oh, no wonder Eileen said it was spicy."
"It's a wonder she could say anything at all after that!"
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"Bill, I keep telling you, this is NOT an avocado!"
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"If I'm going to let Bill buy lunch, I've got to start carrying more Rolaids!"
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"Don't kid me Joe, you liked that mini skirt."
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"I can't believe we're searching for a damn pigeon.  Are you sure Specky flew this way?"

"Ma'am, you want a tough stain out; SHOUT it out."

"Remember that Chester B. Kelly we arrested earlier today.  This is what I found on him."

"It was just a little nip."

Captain Lightening: Mommy let me have these gloves to make this cool outfit!
Joe: God! This is why I hate when those Sci-Fi Comic Book Conventions Come to LA!
Bill: Yes. It's more weird than the BOD on Saturday Nights!
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"I'm placing a dating ad for you in the L.A. Times, Joe."
"Like hell you are, Bill!"
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"Sir, I don't care how polished it is, it's still a turd."

"What are we going to do tonight, Joe?"
"Same thing we do every night, Bill.  We try to take over the world!"

Bill Gannon:  "Listen, under these trench-coats we're naked . Tell us what
we want to know, and we won't flash you.  That's all there is to it."