Some pictures you just can't help coming up with your own dialog or take on.
"We so have to post this picture of Sgt. MacDonald and Lt. Moore strutting around in their Speedos at Russo's pool party on the bulletin board."
"Officers you have to help me! My parents are giving my younger brother Peter a Toni Home Perm and they're gonna come after me next."
Baby got back...and some first season love-handles that beg to be squeezed.
"I coulda sworn I left my 'Super Fuzz' outfit in here."
"Okay Oscar, we know you're in there."
"Let's see, the blue tacks for Fish & Chips, light blue for Chicken, red for Burger joints, yellow for Taco stands... oh and the green are for the locations of Fire Captain hats that have been set ablaze."
"Pardon me Officer, but would you have any Grey Poupon?"
"You won't like me when I'm angry."
"Gee guys...I was hoping for a Playtex Cross Your Heart bra."
"Pete, you're just sore because Sgt. MacDonald gave me a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas and you didn't get one."
"Do I look like the type of guy who would cover a toilet in cellophane?"
I have a headache this big and it has EXCEDRIN written all over it.
Hello, JimmyJohn's? Yeah, do you deliver clear out here?